Dear Diary,

Oh Man! Benedick thou you are a big reeky-dog hearted-flirt gill, don't think I am in love with you because I ain't at all. I'm not in love with you because you are a dirty doghearted lumpish hedge-pig.Any ways who would want to marry a four eyed donkey like you. You fat black flax-wench flirt-gill foot-licker.I'll pray a thousand prayers for your death!